Friday, February 6, 2009

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Chronicles of a real life ... you are free to believe or not ...

that I follow a very deep spiritual journey based on the teachings of the Vedas is now common knowledge ...
But before I understood what was really on my way I turned a bit 'here and there to figure out how things went.

That's why there was a time in my life where I have fallen into a trap attending very common that I call "the spiritual environment" ...

This trap is the so-called pay- courses.

almost compulsory step for people starting out, but to be overcome as soon as possible to avoid falling into a spiral that leads nowhere except to the expense of good money and the collection of certificates and securities with which you can just fill your mouth.

The mechanism is simple ... you pay 100 to 3000 euro (or more!), Depending on the type of course you want to do, just to learn something that can serve as a small personal enrichment but that it is totally unnecessary to achieve the ultimate goal: enlightenment .

At that time there was a course that interested me a lot ... a technique considered among the "meridian therapy" called PEAT

The course lasted three days and was held in Verona, cost € 500.
Between travel, course, accommodation and food I need at least 1000.


I had a dime and was missing about a month ... I had to find a job soon.

I went to buy a nice "Portaportese" and began to leaf through the various ads ...
My eye fell now at: "Call Center Nirvana look Fortuneteller".
I said " perfect! I sit on the phone and I say bullshit to the people ... I want more? "and so I went to the interview.


Now I'm not here to say it was or was not ... the fact is that after passing the interview, the director said to me
" Sa ... just as with the Tarot we have earned a little Another service is the line ... friend "
Raising an eyebrow I replied," Ah ... porn ... "But she
ashamed of his profession ever since it pointed out the unrealistic notion that it was not pornography but " line friend."


clear mind, but the desire to do the course was superior to anything ... so I accepted the same, in spite of myself.

... Obviously I was right in line there was little friend ... in that call center is doing just the blowjobs Takeaway Telephone order!


Anyway ... there is no need to put me to say what I did ... and how it was morally and psychologically degrading albeit in a somewhat educational as I have seen as being human can get to the bottom getting in touch with people really absurd.

In that call center pornography, Christian bigotry and magic (I speak of folk magic low, not high science of temples and essays) were on the agenda.
jealousies, rivalries and gossip ... a very ugly with people even worse ... I was the only male and the only young.


the people that call instead of had all kinds ... the Tarot were mostly women of a certain age in south-Italy ... to pornography middle-aged men from every corner of our country ... for pornography instead they were all the gay Sardinia, do not ask me why ... oo

a "loyal customer" I'll always remember ... we had nicknamed "Psycho . When he called to receive a service "online friend" put him on speakerphone and everyone laughed like crazy ...
This individual, from the very Fantozziana voice, loved to amuse through the creation of incestuous stories involving mothers, aunts and sisters ... what is most shocking is that recited in falsetto voice the part of creating characters who invented the picturesque monologues where there was questions and answers his own question ...

Each time it was a show about an hour ...

Among the "telcos" I'll always remember the famous "Kiron Maga."

She made me die laughing, only a sympathy ... in a simple phrase:
That woman is out, is crazy like a horse!


One day she comes out saying " you want to come to dinner? Meet the Divine Otelma .

... Of course I accepted Otelma If he was mad at least half of what she'd heard she'd amused all evening.

Somewhat surprisingly, the famous Otelma Divine in everyday life, away from the camera, is a very simple person and very balanced.
I must say I am comfortable being here and was even more surprised to find that as I share a love for India and a great Guru-Deva, Yogananda.

I also attended the University of the thesis that led him to get it to the fourth degree (Master)!
Shit ... I do not have one and I miss him four!
On the other hand is completely shaved in the ancient ritual Isideo ...
whereas I get my hair up the ass ...
It 's true the saying "too much and those who nothing! . Maybe one day
poporrò a bargain ... few locks of hair for one of its degrees ... possibly accept ... who knows ... oo

At this dinner I met a very interesting two other boys with whom I made a very good relationship ... Mirko "Captain Fotonik" and his wife.

They are the initials of the singers of Rai TV, mainly specialized in cartoons!

Their group is called " photon beams.

Really great ... Mirko is probably a superhero in disguise ...


Anyway ... the days passed and the course was getting closer.
finally got the pay and literally ran away from that call center to never to return.
I had gotten rid of a nightmare ...
no more people who called me to "turn over " or "fill ...

Finally, I could go to the course ... and now, in hindsight, I can say that it was very interesting and it was worth it.

course, for the purpose of my recent development has done little, but still contributed a culturally formed and is one of the few techniques that I do not regret that he "bought".


In the final I think I can say without any delay for me, follow an inner journey, it is so important so that they are even prepared to give head on the phone ... and then, shit, I met the photon beams and the Divine Otelma !

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